I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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