Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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