If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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