Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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