Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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