Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Can i not drive my cunt home
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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