Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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