The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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