Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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