even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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