We named our party play list daddy issues
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Congratulations! We have a period
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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