ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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