you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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