well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
