you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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