is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...