Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.