The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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