in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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