haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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