Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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