Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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