It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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