i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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