that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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