I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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