Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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