I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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