We won't sleep together?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
