Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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