the condom got lost in my hair
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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