Are we in a gay sports bar?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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