i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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