I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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