My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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