This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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