I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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