It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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