remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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