gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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