That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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