so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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