I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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