two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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