I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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