nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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