4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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