Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Green mimosas i think yes
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'