I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.