The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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It's never too late to be topless.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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