Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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