Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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