so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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