theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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