the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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