Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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