my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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