I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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