I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
What drink are we having for lunch?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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